Escape Rooms Ranked

Okay, the idea of ranking the escape rooms we visit is going to become unmanageable very quickly, but this is the post that will be continually updated with the scoreboard.

This scoreboard is the list of escape rooms I've played, from most favorite to least. As it grows, it gets reshuffled based on the wind.

This is a completely subjective list that shows what game I would most like to play as of the last time I revised it . It's what I would want, if I were searching the internet for reviews.   

Click on the names to read the reviews and find out what I liked, didn't like, or learned about myself at each game. 

1. Evil Genius: Occam's Apartment
2. Escape Chronicles: Smuggler's Tunnels
3. Evil Genius: Norcross Art Gallery
4. Room Escape Live: The Bunker
5. Escape Chronicles: Testing Facility
6. Quicksand Escape (San Diego): The Diner
7. Red Lantern Escape Rooms: Midnight on the Bayou
8. 60 Out: Grandma's Master Plan
9. Escape the Laboratory
10. 60 Out: The Wizard's Workshop
11. Exit Game: The Lab
12. 60 Out: The Zen Room
13. Quest Rooms: Da Vinci's Challenge
14. 60 Out: The Hangover
15. Escapedom: The Lair
16. Mortuary Mystery
17. 60 Out: Dracula
18. Maze Rooms: The Castle
19. 60 Out: Ghost Ship
20. Escape Era San Diego: Déja Vu
21. Maze Rooms: One-Way Ticket
22. MagIQ: The Pirates Cove
23. Escapology (Las Vegas): The Budapest Express
24. 60 Out: Titanic
25. Xterious Escape (Las Vegas): Bugsy's Nightmare
26. Enigma Escape: The Crime Scene
27. Exit Game: The AI
28. Escape Hunt Experience Cleveland: Murder in the Old Manor House
29. Trapped Cleveland: Labyrinth
30. Escape Room Cleveland: Black & White
31. 60 Out: Senator Payne
32. Amazing Escape: Mystery of the Red Dragon
33. Enigma Escape: The Will
34. 60 Out: Alice in Wonderland
35. Great Redemption: Great Redemption
36. Hidden Passage: The Pharaoh's Curse
37. Maze Rooms: Prison
38. Amazing Escape: Escape From Corporation X
39. Perplexity Games (Cleveland): The Clockwork Caper
40. Maze Rooms: Lunar Escape
41. Cryptic Escape: Stuck in Time
42. Exit Game: The Villain's Lair
43. Escape Hotel: Witchcraft
44. SCRAP: Escape From the Magic Show

Unless otherwise noted, all of the games on this list are located in the broadly-defined Los Angeles area.

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Home Games:

This section is for boxed games you can play at home, and maybe eventually VR or video games that are like room escapes.

1. Escape Room in a Box
2. The Librarian's Almanaq
3. The Mystery of Stargazer's Manor

A

B

C

D

F

Set List: Traffic and Weather

"It's time to check in with my co-producer Rob Schultz, up in the booth. Rob, how's it going up there?"

"Hello Jason! I'm glad you asked! It's a balmy 75 degrees outside, a saucy 69 degrees inside, and an unbelievable 85 degrees up here in the booth. Traffic is looking pretty good except for a slight fender bender in the right lane on Santa Monica Blvd. eastbound, which is backing up traffic to the 101, from the 101 to the 5, and from the 5 to Sacramento! My name's Rob Schultz, and that's your made-up traffic and weather on the sevens! Now back to the show!"

Escape Room Reviews: The Will

Company: Enigma Escape Rooms
Room: The Will
Date Played: 8/6/16
Player Count: 4, which was plenty.

Success:  Success! Some hints.

Premise: Your dear uncle has shuffled off this mortal coil. You must find his will in his study before you’re shuffled off as well, by his lethal traps!

Immersion: As an office, it looked a lot like an office.  New best introduction by a host: She went over the rules, and then remembered that she had a letter addressed to us which set the scene.

Highlights: Instead of being all locks, this room had a lot of ‘magic objects,’ or devices that know when they’ve been used correctly and advance the game. One puzzle would have left me feeling and looking silly except that it turned out I was doing the right thing, which was fairly satisfying.

Lowlights: We were warned so thoroughly at the beginning about what was and wasn’t okay to touch that we missed out on something important at the beginning until the GM intervened on the radio. I think I’m starting to come down on the use of walkie-talkies - it seems like in the rooms where we have them, the GMs are too eager to use them.  I couldn’t tell if one of the puzzles was actually tech driven or if it was just activated by the GM watching and talking to us. 

And Finally: As we progress, my regular group of four is finding that we have certain roles we fall into.  One guy focuses on the dexterity puzzles (something this room didn’t feature heavily), one of us is the communications officer, handling real radios and fake phones alike. My specialty might be stepping back to see a bigger picture and then saying ‘Oh, I see it.’ and doing the unlikely or silly seeming thing. In this room, that paid off in a big way, but earlier on it also led us astray and wasted a lot of time while I ignored a big obvious thing. 

Also, I think I noticed that this room has been revised, with a certain puzzle toned down, even though the clues to the original version (I suspect) are still ‘in play,’ even though they serve no actual purpose.   

Unlike some of our previous rooms, I think any two of us would have been sufficient to solve The Will.  There is another room that continues the story, in which you solve your uncle's murder. I'm looking forward to playing it one day. Out of the 5 rooms we've played, I'm ranking this one #3. 

How to book this room yourself: Visit http://www.enigmaescaperooms.com/room/info/3

The Most Overused Superhero Movie Plot

The story of how a superhero gained their super powers might be the most commonly told story in the superhero movie genre, but the most boring story, almost as frequently told, is to do with how a superhero has lost their superpowers.  You know, to prove it's not the powers that make them so super?

• Superman loses his powers in Superman II.
• Spider-Man loses his powers in Spider-Man 2.
• Thor loses his powers in Thor 1.
• Iron Man loses all the suits in Iron Man Three.
• Mystique, Rogue, Magneto, really just a bunch of people 'cure' their powers in X-Men 3.
• Wolverine loses his healing powers in The Wolverine, just enough.
• Professor X loses his powers in Days of Future Past. (and all the other movies?)
• Batman is depowered (so to speak) in The Dark Knight Rises.
  • Twice!
  • And then he quits again!
    • I think he quits in Batman Forever too.
• How about that movie where Nick Cage is an angel?
• Or that movie where Nick Cage is Ghost Rider 2?
• Or Hancock in Hancock?
• Or Men in Black 2?
• Or Austin Powers 2?
• Meteor Man?
• The Power Rangers movie?
• The new TMNT?

This is the dumbest superhero movie plot. It's like if all those horror movies where someone takes ten seconds to go "damn! no cell reception!" so that they can get on with the movie made the next 75 minutes about the characters' journey to discover it was never the phone that made 911 calls, cellular communication was a gift that those characters had, deep inside their hearts all along.

Escape Room Reviews: Lunar Escape

Company: Maze Rooms
Room: Lunar Escape
Date Played: 7/2/16
Player Count: 3, which was plenty!

Success:  Success!

Premise: "You are on moon base, but the problem is, nothing works.  You know, like in movies? But there is rescue ship coming to get you!" You also need to grab a sample of a space rock on your way out the escape hatch.

Immersion: Everything we loved about The Castle's introduction was back with flying colors! However, in stark contrast to The Castle, this room is beautiful. The design and decoration is really top notch, the best I've seen. We got some costumes to wear.

Highlights: The set is fantastic. The finale is very cool, and the beginning has a couple of puzzles that are enjoyable to work though. All of the things you're not supposed to have or use, like your purse or phone, went into a plastic box that you take with you into the room. I like this approach.

Lowlights: One object was broken in a way that required the keeper to run in and fix it, which kind of breaks the spell of being stranded on the moon. At least one puzzle was solved by accident and we didn't understand why. Our keeper was too chatty on the radios, offering us hints, anti-hints ("that's not what you need to do"), or offers to skip ahead. I think we'd rather not communicate with the keeper unless we initiate it or we need, like, a safety warning. 

And Finally:   Compared to the other Maze Room we've played, this one had a very linear path. It was almost more like a guided story experience than a puzzle room. I think we physically needed three people in order to complete one part, but a bigger group is going to have a hard time finding enough things to do.

Out of 4 rooms escaped, Lunar Escape ranks #3.

How to book this room yourself: Visit http://la.mazerooms.com/quest/lunar-mission/