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Written by Rob Schultz (human).

Sometimes it's the little things

Sometimes it's the little things the internets have to offer that make them all worthwhile. Eighteen years ago, when he was popular, I would have never dared to dream (for any number of reasons) that THIS message would one day arrive:

Hi, Rob Schultz.

Hammer (MCHammer) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out Hammer's profile here:

Best, Twitter

However, I definitely remember my dad having the mistaken impression that I  was a MC Hammer fan. Maybe he knew something I didn't, all along...that Hammer was actually a fan of ME!