- The only way my neighbor can sleep is to turn the TV up to max volume and let it run overnight. Usually this means Carson Daly. Last night it meant Friends. Now, I'm not much of a Friends aficionado, but on hearing that theme song at incredible volume it occurs to me, they had none of the problems described in that song. A song couldn't fit the subject matter less.
- Cursory googling suggests that nobody has yet appropriated the phrase "American Pious" into some kind of intensely disappointing direct to DVD movie.
- Here are two people displaying interesting musical skill, the first is inspired by Blue Man Group and displays some ingenuity, as opposed to poor costume skills and an imperfect cover version of a BMG song. The second, a feat it had not occurred to me might be possible.
- Also, I'm not sure why, but Muppet Roommate did quite well this week, racking up thousands of new viewers. Last I checked, it's up to something like 18k between Funny Or Die and UCBComedy. This may make it the largest confirmed audience for anything I've ever worked on, seeing how just about every feature or short I've worked on for someone else has yet to see the light of day, and I'm not convinced anyone actually watches Smash Lab. Maybe some of the Solon Community TV could give it a run for its money! But it won't hold the honor for long. The train is coming....
- And just because I've taken to greeting people the way Mr. Bell would have wanted (Ahoy!) doesn't mean..um...well, avast!
I loathe the businesses that (hire other businesses to) paper my car and apartment with advertisements. Doubly so when they go into my garage in order to stick things on the cars. I was victimized in this way by a computer repair shop I shan't dignify with free advertising here.
Among their many services listed, for $70 they'll run the automatic Windows installer or SpyBot. Driver update? $40, which is quite a bargain for them and the six minutes it might take 'em. Installing hardware starts at $50, but for only half that you can buy a French lesson.
In other news, I went for a nice pre-dawn stroll around the neighborhood this morning. In order to chart my progress, I collected yellow fliers everywhere I went. They turned out to be covered with filthy Mead Bold though, so they went straight in the dumpster on my way back inside.
Here's a news story: NEWS
The thing about it, the thing with that, I mean? The thing is, there's a multi-billion dollar device designed to accelerate particles to something near the speed of light and then smash them together with extreme frequency. It's supposed to teach us interesting things about the universe. Or, maybe, it'll cause the creation of a small black hole (or other oddity) that will rapidly devour the planet.
I find this either absolutely terrifying, or hilarious. And it's going to be activated today.
Fortunately, more forward-thinking individuals have already taken measures to be prepared for unusual problems...
I've gotten up to improvise eight times in as many days over the past week. I watched a guy eat something called a 'Chili Size.' I'm writing a great new show. I watched Memento Rifftrax. (and....16 Blocks, but it didn't make me cry.) Sunday, I took part in a 60 person guerilla music video for the UCB, got to break sugarglass botttles on heads and collect imaginary money. I wore contacts a couple days this week. Old, expired, dried out but then rejuvenated contacts. I managed to get a curiously shaped tan on the backs of my hands, thanks to long sleeved shirts. I took the time out of a 37 hour streak of consciousness for an hour's worth of nap. I had a slurpee or two, shot the first tech demos and teaser material for that cool new show. The train is coming!
Ooh, look at me, embedding videos all over the internets like [EDIT FROM FUTURE ROB: No, original Rob was right. If I had been hosting this video myself it would still be viewable. Embedding is relying on others to maintain their corner of the internet.]
This is the first video for the internets from the exciting new group Mode7, which is [EDIT FROM FUTURE ROB: No, this Rob was naive. Nobody else was interested in an ongoing partnership. This is the last video from Mode 7.]