I discovered some eCommerce features were available to me, so I have turned them on.
You can now purchase print editions of The Dialysis, or How to Interpret Dually, widely considered to be the most wonderful Duo Interpration script in all the land, directly from this website.
To celebrate the launch of this new online marketplace, the Inexplicably Expensive Edition is temporarily 50% off. That's a savings of $100, or a markup of 400% over the regularly priced edition of the exact same book. I recommend ordering it with the personal author delivery shipping option!