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Written by Rob Schultz (human).
If you're anything like me, you probably spend last week reading and re-reading my Higgs Weldon article 13 Hot Tips for Becoming a Millionaire. So now that you've got a million (1,000,000) dollars ($), what do you do with it?
Lucky for you I cover that in this week's article, 9 Fun Things to Do with a Million Dollars. I like it; I think it's good. You should read it, because it'll probably make your face all big.
Ever wondered how to become a Millionaire?
Lucky for you, I reveal all the secrets this week, over on The Higgs Weldon! (They had to label it as 'fiction' for tax purposes.)
I discovered some eCommerce features were available to me, so I have turned them on.
You can now purchase print editions of The Dialysis, or How to Interpret Dually, widely considered to be the most wonderful Duo Interpration script in all the land, directly from this website.
To celebrate the launch of this new online marketplace, the Inexplicably Expensive Edition is temporarily 50% off. That's a savings of $100, or a markup of 400% over the regularly priced edition of the exact same book. I recommend ordering it with the personal author delivery shipping option!
To: All Employees
Re: Theft of Company PropertyThe use of company property for non-corporate (re: personal) functions is officially prohibited by the employee handbook. Examples of company property include coffee filters, paper clips, and money.
If you can believe it, The Higgs Weldon printed another thing that I wrote. Anyone who is principled and virtuous can read it and laugh at those who are lesser. Everyone else can read it and feel it speak to their lousy, thieving souls. It's called Please Stop Stealing Everything.
I’m not really a “music fan.” I mean, I like music as much as the next guy, unless that guy has purchased an album at some point in the last decade, but what really gets me down are the songs. As soon as you start jamming lyrics where they don’t belong, any piece of music becomes a boring sadfest.
This month at The Higgs Weldon, we look at "I Want You Back," "I'll Make Love to You," and "She Loves You," among others. Next month, we'll take on whatever songs you suggest at songsaresad@thehiggsweldon.com