Mysteries Revealed!

SOLVED: The crickets get in through the vent/fan unit in the bathroom ceiling that can not be turned on! SOLVED: The mysterious NY phone number (646.308.0915) that calls me thrice a day but never when I'm at liberty to answer belongs to the publication Videography, that would like to give me a free subscription!

SOLVED: The reason, according to a small note slipped into my food, that people admire me (and I had been wondering) is "for being such a charmer!"

SOLVED: You don't really hear anything new from rock supergroup Moxy Früvous these days because they went 'on hiatus!' In the year 2000!

Confidential via Internets

To Abby, from North Carolina by way of San Francisco visiting Los Angeles for almost-free, who quit her job and her home and her old life to have another one, who waited patiently in line for the 7:00PM Sunday free showing of ASSSSCAT on October 21, 2007 at the UCBLA, who could not believe the show was free, who has read the Alienist and wouldn't expect anything less than a raw smoothie and has a red messenger bag with the Full Frame logo upon it: the word was PICARESQUE. (This is a modern-day message in a bottle.)