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Written by Rob Schultz (human).

Work was hard, so we quit.

I've been playing a little bit of Type Racer lately.  So far, I'm averaging 95 wpm over 150 races.  Winning a race is a nice way to add a little sense of false accomplishment to your day.  The other reason I like it is that it's an oracle every now and then, giving you a paragraph to type that you need to read right now. I got this one last week: 

"Being able to quit things that don’t work is integral to being a winner. Going into a project or job without defining when worthwhile becomes wasteful is like going into a casino without a cap on what you will gamble: dangerous and foolish." -Tim Ferriss, The 4-Hour Workweek

The week before I got that, I did some recording of improvisers improvising, based on the Random Article button on wikipedia. The idea was to release a daily improv scene via podcast. The hope was to give a variety of improvisers that I know a chance to play and since by now I know a bunch of 'em, it wouldn't be too much an inconvenience for anyone.

The week before I set out on this quest, I contributed to the hastily thrown together idea of De-Gifting. I like the (jokey) concept, but certainly I didn't or haven't yet committed hard enough to really drive the site around the internets. It'll come back around later, but it's probably less interesting to me right now than Burritos Against Terror was (and it's a shame that bit of performance art / political statementing / out and out hoaxery didn't get more than 24 hours to be perpetrated...) because, future topic for discussion #1: I'm not sure if I have any beliefs at the moment.

So a couple weeks after getting the site online, I'm sitting around spending a lot of time on syncing audio tracks and wondering if I shouldn't just cheat and cut up these scenes to be shorter. Or sharper. Or something. And along with getting the podcast thing going, I notice that the work vs. reward, and especially the opportunity costs, are not stacking up favorably.

What I learned is that this particular project is not as simple or as trivial as I had thought. There are some challenges and techniques specific to audio-only improv, and the more the cast rotates, the more cast members will meet these challenges the hard way. Without a practiced radio team, time is more a requirement than a luxury - we should be able to throw away scenes we've recorded if they're not up to scratch. You look at your Whose Line is it Anyway?, synonymous with improv in the public consciousness, and they record at least five times as much material as they air in order to make sure the stuff that goes out is good enough to make you doubt it's improvised.

Whose Line is short-form: they tell you what game they're about to play, and then they play it. My would-be show had its sights set on long-form, which begs a single suggestion from the audience and then explores and plays with it for an arbitrary length of time. Different games and characters may come and go, the goal isn't a laugh every 5 seconds, but over time the ideas that accumulate are often more satisfying. When played well, longform scenes can (should?) be as good as sketches. And a good sketch, like good standup, should not only explore an idea but do so immediately, not meander around the topic, circling like a dog preparing to nap.

A live audience will accept slower or weaker portions of an improvised show, because they can see it being created from nothing, and to be in the room when it happens gives an audience the not-entirely-inaccurate impression that they are a part of the creation taking place before them.

An audience that has been asked to take a moment to watch or listen to a prepared clip is not so forgiving. There is always the struggle to convince the audience that the clip is unscripted, maybe because the semiotics of TV and film tell us that nothing we're shown is by chance. And from there the question becomes 'if this might be, could be a scripted performance, why isn't it better?' Unless it is better, which only reinforces improv-doubt.

Topic for future discussion #2 is a theory of Trying that I'm stitching together. When I prepared a scene that I was in, and I was editing together the outro (all of the episodes would have the same introduction and ending, with the performers names cut into the closing segment), I found myself wondering if I couldn't just leave the names off because the scene wasn't that good. This is a problem.

There's no point in releasing work done for free that I'm reluctant to put my name on, but it's foolish to divert time and resources to create such a thing when there are other, better projects waiting in the wings. Time spent hitting a daily deadline would have been time not spent editing Amy's Prank, or would continue to be time not spent on the forthcoming podcast (which is very real, and scripted, and scheduled to be at least 10 installments starting next month.)

This post is long and light on jokes, but there's something ingrained in me that balks at quitting a thing just about before it's even gotten started. In this case, it happens to be the right move, and now I can explain why. We recorded about a dozen scenes, and I'll probably post some or all of them in the near future, though with less promotion and fanfare than they would have gotten as a de-gifting promotional tool.

I had planned to suggest that if comedy theory instead of actual comedy was a let-down for you, you check this out, but I'm pretty sure the sync manages to fail every which way, so you might want to try a different video clip.

I get it now.

I made some small changes to this page recently. I noticed that some blogs I keep up on are little more than someone saying "here's my favorite web page I looked at today." To the extent that I do that, I mainly do it on my Google Reader shares.  So even though it doesn't repeat my comments, just the links, there's now a space on this page that repeats the last few links I've shared. Also, I've added a feed of what's going on with GreenGlassDoor.  Twitter is kind of fun in a not-THAT-much-fun kind of way, but I totally think Bill Corbett does it wrong, posting 6 messages at a time to get around the character limit.

Anyway, what all this means is that I have a new video out today, which I've written about in a blog post that I've shared in Reader, meaning that post is linked to in its own sidebar not once but twice since GGD also mentioned it.  

So....I guess that's what Web 2.0 is.  Perhaps I should also compress the video into the right codecs to be streamed as a live mobisode as a supplement to my forthcoming podcast.  That would be a great opportunity to synergize the brand while the iron is hot.  This is the kind of social, long-tail, forward thinking that won me my recent Award For Excellence!

Amy's Prank

It's new video time!  We spent around an hour shooting this last weekend, and I put it together this weekend.  It's about Amy, and the tricks she plays on her neighborhood. It so happens that we have all the right props (literally, props) to be entered into the YouTube Project: Direct 2009 contest.  I imagine that for any number of reasons, this isn't quite the kind of video they're looking for, but there's something that seems very silly to me about a direct-to-youtube video with a credited Director of Photography and three Key Grips, so maybe it should be.

If it turns out that it is, then I assure you, you'll hear about it when the voting starts.   (Judges narrow down the contestants who are then voted on by the Internets)  Until then, I recommend you watch it anywhere else.

  • Vimeo - For best quality
  • Funny or Die - if you like it, you can vote it 'funny' here.
  • UCBComedy - Everyone in this has UCB ties!  And sweatshirts! 
  • YouTube - Because I thought it'd be fun to enter a contest

It's a little bit heartbreaking to spend time adjusting colors and finessing a video just to have the YouTube automatic video ruining system add its own 'washed out' color settings and a light blur over top of everything.  It's almost enough to understand why 1) most internet videos look terrible 2) people don't bother with white balancing or microphones.  I mean, macroblocking? Really?  Even in 'high-quality' mode?  It's a series of stills, for pete's sake. (EDIT: I'm told that there's a longer wait for the site to process things into high-quality playback mode, and that it ought to look better sooner or later)

Anyway, I hope you like it, and that you get the film nerd joke in the middle.  It was fun to do, and I'd shoot this style again sometime.  Now if you'll excuse me, I actually finished something, and a little bit of sunshine is in order.  (I was going to go for an irony-free closing here, but I stumped the MTV site)

Cowbook

A Quinnipiac University professor of journalism asked his class a question, like you do when you happen to be a teacher, and when one Michael Kataja answered correctly, he was rewarded with a book of travels.  Specifically, Tim Brookes' Hell of a Place to Lose a Cow, in which the author attempts to recreate the path he'd hitchhiked through the USA some 20 or 30 years previous.   The prize was probably awarded to Mike in 2002 or 2003.  He never actually read the book, but he did give it to me instead of throwing it away.  In the spirit of the thing, I slipped it under the back seat of my pal Kevin's car on our way to a Bad Plus concert (standard 'man, that guy is fast' and 'look! ET dolls!' comments apply).  I also left a note inside suggesting that future readers drop me a line when they leave it for someone else to read.  

Now, at the end of 2008, I'm pleased to report a kind of modern day miracle.  One of those fun little things that takes off and you read about and you tell your friends and everyone takes a moment to think of how neat that is and oh I should do something like that myself some time.  Yes, lo these many months and years, I have heard stories and tales of the book's travel.  To be more specific in fact, I have heard from:

1 person.  In 2006.

Even by that volume's standard of spending a year with an owner before moving on, that's slow.  I wonder where it is today.

Kind of a Big Deal

Not to brag or anything, but this blog, website, and author have been graced with a Merlin Mann Award for Excellence in You! award as of December 2008.  With a little luck, I'll still be eligible for 2009 as well.    It's no Monty Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, but I think it's a step in the right direction.