So it turns out our time-to-crate in this story was about 6 months. That's not too bad. Plus, not to give anything away, but nobody in this issue steals 40 pies. That would be terrible.
What does happen this month? You'll have to get your hands on an issue to find out, and the best way to do that is by having it mailed right to your home. You know, like subscribers do. However, I have a growing contingent of 'newsstand' customers, who like receiving their regular issues in person. 1/5th of each newly printed issue is already spoken for. Get yours today!