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#2,375: Cars 3

Alien: Resurrection - ★☆☆☆☆
Ah, now here's a lousy Alien movie! It's kind of fun to see a prototype of the Firefly crew. This whole movie feels like a bootleg copy of an unaired pilot, which is kind of cool to see because it wasn't intended or fully completed for public viewing, except apparently this was released to movie theaters.

Finding Dory - ★★½☆☆
Kind of a Pixar weekend for me. Finding Dory is basically fine (even if the moral seems kind of weird), but I wish some kind of curse, or maybe a hex, had been placed on, let's say John Lasseter, and for fear of being consumed by powerful magic, his company never produced any sequels to their films.

And really, what IS the message of this movie? Disabilities are just in your head? You can overcome them by wishing hard enough? 

Baby Driver - ★★★½☆
I don't know man, I liked it. I thought the beginning was kind of corny, and it's a shame the girl didn't have much to do except be the girl, but there's no doubt it's the movie it wants to be. It's an old movie made with new technology.

Cars 3 - ★★★☆☆
This is a much better, and maybe more human, story of empowerment and achievement for women than Wonder Woman.