Oh man, you are in luck. Season 7 of almost anything sucks, that's just a fact, but episode 7? Issue 7? High water marks of quality, all around! And Unacceptable on The Higgs Weldon is no exception. It's exceptional!
“I’m not trying to be difficult, but this is unacceptable,” I explained to the foreign national I was torturing.
“Yeargghh!” he said. I prodded at him with an electrical cable, although to be honest I was getting tired of it.
You've probably already clicked this because you're so excited to find out how the story turns out. Solid choice.
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