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Some of my stand-up pals are starting a new online humor "literary magazine," The Higgs Weldon. I'm helping them out as an editor, and with this article to get the ball rolling. Check back in every weekday for a new piece of comedy writing, every month for another elaborate lie I've written, and submit your own writing at their SUBMISSIONS page!

This month, learn why the phrase “The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread” is dead wrong!