Allow me to be among the first to wish you a Merry Christmas Only, and suggest you celebrate with my friend and partner-in-no-way Kyle Clark's new comedy album,
There is No Version Of This. Pizza Night.
Fifteen dollars American will net you a copy on magnetic tape, just like the Nazis used to use, and that includes a poster not made of magnetic tape.
Or for only FIVE dollars, I will give you THIS link to where you can listen to the entire thing for free.