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Written by Rob Schultz (human).

Another Spooky Thanksgiving!

First of all, is up and running. It's the answer to giving boring gifts to snoozy relatives you don't know or like. It's a non-gift, but not careless. Thoughtful, considered, Nothing. Second, I got invited to a Thanksgiving thing, and since I find I am so rarely invited anywhere, I do make an effort to show up when it happens. I made them an old-fashioned thanksgiving feast just like Snoopy used to do:


For the uninitiated, what you've got there is your buttered toast, your popcorn, your pretzels, and your jelly beans. It should have been pretzel sticks, I know, but the store was out. I'm sure this is a popular Thanksgiving treat.

Cooking here, serving here!