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Written by Rob Schultz (human).

Los Angeles, CA USA

Angelenos produce over 222 tons of automotive waste per day, making recycling more important than ever. That's why #LosAngeles is now offering curbside pickup! * * * #fedex #cbs #carsofinstagram #olympics2028 #recycle #love #automotivewaste #codenames "Sir, I am going to be taking your vehicle today, but if you could just see this from my- if you could step into my shoes on this, you'd see that it's really not so bad, because if you were me then you would have your vehicle, so there'd be no problem here." 25/50: Rhode Island: Ocean State Don't worry, it's not a sponsored post, there just *happened* to be a car getting taken away right under this billboard that could have been for anything. That's all #nbc #timeless #not #sponsored #sponsoredpost #allnew #fall #love #timetravel #garrisonkeillor #olympics2028 #towtrucks #carsofinstagram #accurate Just breathe. Stop thinking about the boot on your car and relax. Let everything fade away into the distance so that you can stop thinking about that boot. Inhale. Let go of the boot and associated fees and the unpaid tickets and the bus schedules in your neighborhood and exhale. It's a visual metaphor for how your car is going to jail forever. #visualmetaphor #jailforever In the long term, we think you'll find this solution is, in fact, less stressful. Consider adding it to your list of fantasies. It's a complex tale of love and loss (but mostly loss), set ninety minutes into the future (if you're viewing this right when rush hour starts), but it has a happy ending (which is that Los Angeles gets a thousand dollars it can use to build a new Archery Dome)! #olympics 24/50: Montana ...10? I think this is going to be a big hit. Lots of likes. We focus-grouped it and only two people didn't like it c) Very Much.

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