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Written by Rob Schultz (human).

Mysteries Revealed!

SOLVED: The crickets get in through the vent/fan unit in the bathroom ceiling that can not be turned on! SOLVED: The mysterious NY phone number (646.308.0915) that calls me thrice a day but never when I'm at liberty to answer belongs to the publication Videography, that would like to give me a free subscription!

SOLVED: The reason, according to a small note slipped into my food, that people admire me (and I had been wondering) is "for being such a charmer!"

SOLVED: You don't really hear anything new from rock supergroup Moxy Früvous these days because they went 'on hiatus!' In the year 2000!